Date: July 4 and 5
Mileage: 18.1 and 30.5
July mileage: 48.6
More than two months and a lifetime worth of mountain biking later, Geoff's in Juneau, and just like that, the routine has returned.
Geoff: "Did you eat any real food while I was gone?"
Jill: "I already told you, there are Pop Tarts on top of the fridge."
Geoff: "When did we get so many cats?"
Jill: "Those are the same cats."
Geoff: "Are you sure? I don't recognize that one."
Geoff: "Why is your Pugsley in the bedroom?"
Jill: "I was lonely."
Geoff: "That makes sense."
Geoff did return with a serious drill Sergeant hair cut and quads the size of small cars. He used to have more of a streamlined runner's body, but now he's put on some upper body weight, his upper legs are almost grotesquely overbuilt and his calves are much smaller than I remember. A visual reminder that mountain biking is in fact not a natural thing for a human to do. Still wish I could put on that kind of muscle. Maybe if I laid off the Pop Tarts.
Geoff also wrote up a good "race report" of photos and observations on his blog. Straight and to the point. He didn't blather on about it for seven days like I did after the Ultrasport.
I'm still trying to get my groove back with the cycling. My passion has dulled a little this week, kind of like the pain in my right heel - which, since it came on during my measly 24-hour race, I certainly can't complain to Geoff about. I'm still watching the weather and the snowline, dreaming of jagged ridges and alpine tundra, thinking I may still make good on my vow to try trail-running this summer. Mount Roberts Tram Run is in three weeks. Think I can race it? Well, if Geoff thinks he can defend his title in the dirt marathon that is the Crow Pass Crossing in two weeks, I can certainly give it a shot.
Don't give up the PopTarts!!!
ReplyDeleteThe real question is: Is the Mt. Roberts Tram Run ready for you. Funny thing about tiny calves is that I originally thought that cycling was going to build my calves; alas, they still look like those of a ten year old girl. A hairy-legged ten year old girl.
ReplyDeleteThe fastest cyclists I know (Harris, Woodchuck) have the most egregious chicklegs. It's a psychological weapon.
ReplyDeleteThis is a funny, funny post.
And I never, for nutritional reasons, want you and M to hang out.
ReplyDeletePop-Tarts are a bike rider must have. They go down easy and give you that boost. Of course, some healthier items might be a good idea when not needing that quick energy boost on the bike! :)
ReplyDeleteGlad your guy's back and you're together again!
Pop tarts are a food group. Seriously.
ReplyDeletei would have thought that to be a food group something has to be food.
ReplyDeleteSuch levity! The post has me laughing...then the comments knocked me outta my chair and ROFL.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Geoff. Twizzlers, for example, are not a food group. They exist on a higher level altogether.
ReplyDeletePop Tarts lack resistance to squishing. Too high maintenance.
I make sure to eat from all four food groups. For example: Swedish Fish, Fruity Pebbles, milk chocolate & bread pudding.
ReplyDeleteJill, I have to look for "blather" in the dictionary. I like your blather!
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